Two days in, and I miss the kids. What a tragedy. But it’s true. I’d take their bickering, pointless chatter about their supposed sex lives and always inventive homework excuses over the debate that is now raging downstairs between my wife and my mother about who deserves a Christmas Number One, out of Angelic Faced Jo, Rage against the Machine, and SuBo. To demonstrate how little I care about this debate let me share this gem with you. Until about five minutes ago I thought SuBo was a black rapper from Peckham who grabbed his crotch a lot. No, in fact he is actually a generally unattractive Scottish woman with odd hair and a moustache. Christ, really, you chose this circus to be celebrate your birthday? Why?

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