Take us with a pinch of salt; we teach at RedTape High and St Perilous Primary, if you know what we mean…

We are only two teachers at sea in a world of frustrated visionairies, sharing our two pence worth of fun and fury – nothing to get your whiteboard in a twist about. If you have any queries or complaints, then we don’t want to hear them.

Seriously, though, if you do have something you’d like to share with us, anything at all, just contact us. But before you that, remember to take a deep breath, and be calm. Rage never did anyone any good.

Peace out dudes,

Dan and Rosie